Diamond Bob
We
have recognized that banks need to become better citizens
Now
there's a man you'll hear about most anywhere you go.
and
that our ability to do this is critical
His holdings are in Texas and his name is Diamond Joe.
His holdings are in Texas and his name is Diamond Joe.
to
generate long term value for shareholders.
And he
carries all his money in a diamond-studded jar.
This is not philanthropy
This is not philanthropy
He never
took much trouble with the process of the law.
–
it’s about using Barclays' unique skills and resources
I hired
out to Diamond Joe, boys, did offer him my hand.
to
deliver real commercial benefits
He gave me a string of horses so old they could not stand.
He gave me a string of horses so old they could not stand.
in
a way that also creates sustainable value for society.
And I
nearly starved to death, boys, he did mistreat me so.
We have made firm progress against our Citizenship agenda
We have made firm progress against our Citizenship agenda
And I
never saved a dollar in the pay of Diamond Joe.
in
2011, delivering benefits to the real economy.
Now his
bread it was corn dodger and his meat you couldn't chaw.
We exceeded our Project Merlin targets by 13%
We exceeded our Project Merlin targets by 13%
Nearly
drove me crazy with the waggin' of his jaw.
and
delivered £44bn to UK business.
And the
tellin' of his story mean to let you know
We
will continue to do everything we can
there never was a rounder that could lie like Diamond Joe.
there never was a rounder that could lie like Diamond Joe.
to
support our customers and clients in 2012.
Now, I tried
three times to quit him, but he did argue so
We
know we have a responsibility
I'm still punchin' cattle in the pay of Diamond Joe.
I'm still punchin' cattle in the pay of Diamond Joe.
to
help generate economic growth and create jobs
And when I'm called up yonder and it's my time to go,
And when I'm called up yonder and it's my time to go,
–
and we are fully committed to playing our part.
give my blankets to my buddies, give the fleas to Diamond Joe.
give my blankets to my buddies, give the fleas to Diamond Joe.
Source:
Barclays
Strategic Report 2011 / Chief Executive’s Review / Citizenship
Diamond Joe, traditional
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