A New Poem By Todd Swift In The New Year

Loose Thinking in The New Year

Gentlemen prefer fronds.

Frown and lose the race.

Relations are a poor man’s lineage.

Line up to be slapped.

Slappers make the funky chicken

look like a licking gone blonde.

I like a popsicle rammed

up my jet. Hole in one, ace.

Venturing to say more, I walk

not run. Run on sentences in poems

get called differently, are

enjambed. I prefer marmalade.

What the Madam said

when the butler got splayed

was laid out in one. Twice,

we’ve had one. Where is three?

Over there, almost spelled,

but moved about, the letters

as in Scrabble, which is a fame

too many people ply, okay?

I am warning you, cut it out

or I’ll have to paste you

on the toboggan, which is snow

way to go, if you ask me, kid.

Kidoo or skidoo, slide down

the slope, as everyone knows.

The face of the Terre is

a woman, the moon gawps upon.

poem by Todd Swift, January 5, 2013

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