Popular Posts

Friday, 1 April 2016

EYEWEAR WILL BE GREAT AGAIN


OUR FOUNDER IS A VERY LIKEABLE AND SMART GUY WHO IS VERY RICH

Eyewear Publishing Ltd is excited TO ANNOUNCE that we love literary genius and  money-making potential, in authors. Not just in that order. Not just eyeglass-wearing panty-waist liberal progressive poet types from Chicago either.

WE DO BIG BOOKS FOR PEOPLE THAT LIKE SUCCESS. BOTTOM LINE.

We are ethical, ALSO. We do good in books, we are GOOD BOOK DOERS.

PLUS, we plan to MAKE BOOKS GREAT AGAIN IN 2016!

EVEN ON THE ROAD WE ARE CAPABLE OF MAKING DEALS THAT MAKE MONEY, FAST!
 
 We plan to roll out a money-making literary work of genius weekly this year and next, in MODEL T FORD fashion, and will sell millions of books, because we have read THE ART OF THE DEAL.

We are not bespectacled dummies. We are bespectacled smart people.

BOOKS ARE THE NEW GUNS. Everyone should carry one.
 
EYEWEAR WILL BE GREATER THAN LONDON SOON.

LOOK OUT WORLD, HERE EYEWEAR COMES!

EYEWEAR MAKES BIG SMART DEALS EVERYWHERE


Post a Comment